Barack Obama is a Dangerous Muslim out to Destroy our Nation!

I don’t know if you’re aware of that… I wasn’t until recently. I’ve heard of the downright absurd allegations flying around about the Junior Senator from Illinois, but it was only this afternoon that I actually got a glimpse at the email being passed around our country. Now, I’m certainly familiar with this type of campaign. During the outset of the Iraq War I was encouraged to boycott everyone from Target to Starbucks due to their various levels of troop hatred. Now, supporting our soldiers was going to be tough, as Starbucks and Target are among my favorite places on Earth… but fortunately a very quick check of those pesky “facts” proved that the allegations were entirely baseless. Thus, I returned to my Cafe Verona and discount housewares with a vengance.

However, these email-happy nutjobs managed to truly outdo themselves with the creation of “Who Is Barack Obama?” a quick lesson in psychotically revisionist history brought to your inbox from places unknown. The incredible distribution rate allowed by the internet has caused this thing to show up in the inboxes and minds of people all across the country, many of whom I’ve personally tried to rebut. I certainly don’t fault those who are confused by this type of thing, and I hope that I can do my best to put this monstrosity to bed. Below is the original text of the email, followed by a few corrections that you’re welcome to share with your friends and loved ones.

Who is Barack Obama?

Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu , Hawaii , to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel , Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHIEST from Wichita , Kansas

Barack Obama’s mother didn’t necessarily subscribe to any particular faith, but rather revered all forms of worship from an anthropological background. She studied religion as an expression of a region’s individual culture, and encouraged her son to study and participate in any and every type of faith he encountered. As for his father, he was indeed raised Muslim while in Kenya, but had long reformed his viewpoint and become Agnostic before ever meeting his future bride.

Obama’s parents met at the University of Hawaii When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya . His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia.When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocate to Indonesia . Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta . He also spent two years in a Catholic school.

Barack’s parents did, in fact, divorce when he was 2 years old. Subsequently his mother remarried and Indonesian businessman and the family relocated to the aforementioned country. As Indonesia is primarily an Islamic nation, you could suggest that Obama attended a “Muslim” school, in the same way that I attended a “Christian” elementary school. The majority of students in the classroom were Muslim, and a couple of hours of education were directed toward theology in general each week. I can assure you that my public school education in Eastern Kentucky featured far more than a couple of hours of theology each week, but I’d hardly call it a “Christian” school. For the record, every reputable news agency on Earth has dismissed the claim that Obama’s boyhood schoolyard was a breeding ground for terrorism, with CNN even going far enough to investigate it first-hand.

Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, “He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school.”

That is just simply a lie. At no point in his life has Barack Obama EVER been a Muslim, nor has ever admitted to such a thing.

Obama’s political handlers are attempting to make it appear that that he is not a radical.

Another lie, as there is absolutely nothing to conceal.

Obama’s introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son’s education.

I don’t know how much time you may or may not have spent around 2 year olds, but I can assure you that there’s very little room for “introduction to Islam” or anything else. If Islam is a powerful enough force to grab the unyielding attention of a 2 year old, perhaps I’m barking up the wrong tree. It would seem that logically this passage would work to dispute nearly the entire email, but logic clearly has no place here.

Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama’s mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta .Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world.

Senator Obama was enrolled in a largely secular, public school… not a Wahabi indoctrination camp. The likelihood of Obama even coming into direct contact with Wahabism is highly suspect, as his “Jihadist” education ended in 1971… it wasn’t until later in the 1970’s that Whabism even became an influence on Indonesian thought. Translation: this is akin to calling someone a Reagan Conservative in 1975… in Oklahoma.

Since it is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major public office in the United States , Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background. ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran.

Obama became a member of the United Church of Christ in the mid 1980’s. It wasn’t until 1996 that he was elected into the Illinois State Senate. To suggest that he changed religious affiliation eleven years before being elected even to a state senate position in order to undermine our nation is just plain silly. Furthermore, Barack Obama was sworn in using a Holy Bible… it was Congressman Keith Ellison that was sworn in using a Koran, Thomas Jefferson’s Koran to be exact.

What I find most laughable about this passage is the thought that this man would go to such incredible extremes to “downplay his Muslim background,” only to swear his oath of office on a Koran. That hardly seems like a logical next step in his clever ruse. Of course, as I’ve stated before, logic is the first casualty of this piece of propaganda.

Barack Hussein Obama will NOT recite the Pledge of Allegience nor will he show any reverence for our flag. While others place their hands over their hearts, Obama turns his back to the flag and slouches.

Once again, just simply a lie. Barack Obama not only recites the pledge as a United States Senator, but has been known to lead the senate chamber in it’s recitation and even lead the daily prayer. This ridiculous accusation stems from a photograph of Obama where he is seen standing at attention during the national anthem, without his hand over his heart. While the hand-over-heart motion is customary during the pledge of allegiance, it is not required of the anthem. Personally, I can’t ever recall placing my hand over my heart during the anthem, but rather standing at attention… perhaps it’s that fundamentalist Islamic training I received as a small boy.

Let us all remain alert concerning Obama’s expected presidential candidacy. The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out, what better way to start than at the highest level – through the President of the United States , one of their own!!!!

Please forward to everyone you know. Would you want this man leading our country?…… NOT ME!!!

And to top it all off, let’s close with some wildly Xenophobic call to arms. Be afraid, be very afraid! The Islamic boogey man is after you! Look folks, there is absolutely no denying that there are Islamic fundies out there that want to do us harm, just as there are Protestant, Catholic, Jewish or whatever else fundies out there that want to do us harm. There is most likely not one single group of people on the planet that doesn’t contain a certain constituency that wants to do us harm.

Barack Obama does not want to do us harm.

So please folks, just try to use some sense when approaching this issue. If you disagree with Obama’s points on various issues, then feel free to vote for someone else. However, if you’re deciding on who you’ll cast your vote for based on some unfounded garbage you read on the internet, then please just stay home… please.

On an unrelated note, did you know that Hillary Clinton operates a human slavery ring out of her DC office, Mitt Romney funnels money to drug runners in Colombia and John McCain is a human/robot cyborg sent back in time to destroy us all? Please forward to everyone you know. Would you want these people leading our country?…… NOT ME!!!


3 Responses to “Barack Obama is a Dangerous Muslim out to Destroy our Nation!”

  1. Brinton Says:

    Wow. I didn’t know Thomas Jefferson owned a Koran. I wonder if two hundred years from now somebody might get sworn in on my Book of Mormon.

    All this talk about the Hussein name, and of course in that region it’s about as common as Smith is here. But it makes me wonder, whatever happened to all the Hitlers Did they change their name? If there was a really, really bad Epperson, would I think about changing my name? Probably not.

    Well, some research into the subject shows that Adolph’s nephew, the only one with the name, changed it to Stuart-Houston, thus effectively killing the name, since Adolph’s father had changed his name to Hitler in honor of his own stepfather who was actually named Johann Heidler. I guess the world really is out of Hitlers. Still plenty of Husseins though.

  2. Kevin Says:

    People are accusing Obama of slouching. We’re monitoring posture now? Will a P.E. teacher be checking for scoliosis, too?

    Also, unconfirmed rumors allege that Obama is really half white and is trying to conceal the fact that he has a black father.

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